Name: MegaMatt.EXE
Title: The Guy With The BodyGuard
Secret Origin Story: One day, MegaMatt was hit by a radioactive AntiDamage. This gave him the power to lift concepts and running gags from other sources so covertly that either no one notices or cares. Eventually, he realized that he sucks at EXE, and thus gave up his dream of becoming a superhero to instead become the best plastic guitarist on the face of the earth. Eventually, he also realized that he can’t hit that damn orange fret, and thus went along with it when his Rock Band band decided to become a real band. Now his dream is to be the best keyboardist in a rock band in the world (a thankfully small field). Just wait until he realizes he sucks at that too.

MegaMatt.EXE is an orange MegaMan recolor and semi-intentional lampshading of all the classic fan character traits– he has no sword, no hair, no giant guns, isn’t particularly competent or original, and is related to MegaMan, but not strongly enough that MegaMan even knows he exists.

You didn’t think this page would have anything USEF– OH GOD, I’M SORRY, I’LL GIVE THE JOKE BACK! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!